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      General Repairs in Melbourne

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      General Repairs in Melbourne

      Not every job fits neatly under “roof” or “plumbing”. Battens, fascias, door jambs, a pergola pulling away from the house, a gable damaged by a falling branch, sagging eaves, tired ceiling insulation or a make-safe after a storm. Ask us, we can most likely do it. We fix the things around the roof and the plumbing that other trades pass on, across Melbourne and towns within about 2 hours.

      Call us: 03 8583 2640 or 0426 204 244


      What we fix

      I’m Victor from Holy Mess Repairs. Most of our general repair work starts with water: a leak that’s been running for years and rotted the framing, or a structure that was never properly connected to the house. So we look at why something failed before we price the fix.

      Pergolas and outdoor structures

      Pergolas joined to the house are a common leak point. We prepare the structural connection, and fix the box gutter, Colorbond and flashings where the pergola meets the roof. We also clear collapsed structures safely.

      Eaves, fascias and downpipes

      Rotted eaves lining and fascias usually mean gutters that have been overflowing for a long time. We replace the eaves lining together with the gutters and downpipes so the cause goes too.

      Gables, masonry and storm damage

      Gable-end mortar and timber damaged by falling branches or storms, re-bedded and replaced. We document the damage for your insurer.

      Ceiling insulation

      Removing old, degraded or contaminated batts, vacuuming the roof cavity and installing new batts, working from inside the roof.

      And much more

      Battens, fascias, door jambs, pergolas, eaves, gables, insulation, make-safes and the odd jobs in between. If it’s on your list, ask us: we can most likely do it.

      Make-safe for insurers and agents

      When something has been damaged and the property isn’t secure or weather-tight, we stabilise it and write it up the way insurers and their agents need it.

      Rotted timber framing found under balcony boards after a long-running leak in Melbourne

      For leaks, see roof repairs, skylights and waterproofing.


      How it works

      How our general repairs work: 1 tell us, 2 we find the cause, 3 options and price, 4 we fix it properly, 5 photos and paperwork
      1. Tell us what’s broken. Call, or send photos and videos on WhatsApp to 0426 204 244.
      2. We work out the cause. Water, rust, movement or impact: we find out why it failed, not just what failed.
      3. Options and a price. A free phone estimate, then a written document with the likely scenarios, what each costs and the warranty.
      4. We fix it properly. With the right materials and fixings, by licensed tradespeople.
      5. Photos and paperwork. Before and after photos, and the documentation an insurer or body corporate needs.

      Real Melbourne general repair jobs

      • Ivanhoe: structural preparation to safely connect an existing pergola to the house, including the box gutter, Colorbond and flashings, with options from about $10,500 to $39,000.
      • Balwyn North: a falling branch damaged a gable end. We priced re-mortaring about 3.5 metres of gable and replacing the quad timber at $1,386 including GST, from the assessor’s report and two photos.
      • Glen Iris: replacing degraded ceiling insulation across 418 square metres in a strata complex. The R5.0 option was $42,878, $3,000 more than the standard option.
      • Euroa and Belmont: an old pergola that collapsed against a fence, and a garage door knocked off its hinges by a car, both made safe and documented for insurance.

      Real quotes and reports from our jobs

      These are real quotes and reports we sent to customers, published with their permission. Names, street addresses, contact details and claim numbers are blacked out. Click a page to open the full PDF.

      • Page 1 of a real Holy Mess Repairs quote: Powered roof-space ventilator · Traralgon VICQuote

        Powered roof-space ventilator · Traralgon VIC

        Supply-and-install quote for a powered roof-space ventilator at a Colorbond-roofed rental home in Traralgon. The roof had no breathable wrap, so moisture was trapped and mould was starting inside. The low-power AiroMatic unit plugs into an existing roof-cavity power point, for $1,480.72 including GST, colour-matched to the roof.

      • Page 1 of a real Holy Mess Repairs quote: Ceiling insulation removal & replacement · Glen Iris VICQuote

        Ceiling insulation removal & replacement · Glen Iris VIC

        Fixed-price quote to replace degraded ceiling insulation across two buildings in a 1960s strata complex in Glen Iris, covering 418 square metres. We remove the old batts, HEPA-vacuum the roof cavities and install new batts, all from inside the roof via the existing manholes. Option 2 (R5.0) is recommended at $42,878, only $3,000 more for much better thermal performance.

      • Page 1 of a real Holy Mess Repairs pre-arrival estimate: Gable masonry re-bed after tree impact · Balwyn North VICPre-arrival estimate

        Gable masonry re-bed after tree impact · Balwyn North VIC

        Storm-damage repair quote for a home in Balwyn North, where a falling tree branch damaged the gable-end masonry. Prepared before attending from the assessor’s report and two site photos, it covers re-mortaring and rebedding about 3.5 metres of gable and replacing the missing quad timber, for $1,386 including GST.

      • Page 1 of a real Holy Mess Repairs quote: Pergola structural prep & box gutter connection · Ivanhoe VICQuote

        Pergola structural prep & box gutter connection · Ivanhoe VIC

        Quote for the structural preparation needed to safely connect an existing pergola to a house in Ivanhoe. The work covers the box gutter, Colorbond and flashing changes at the junction, with clear options from about $10,500 to $39,000 and a step-by-step method so water can’t get in where the pergola meets the house.

      • Page 1 of a real Holy Mess Repairs insurance: Collapsed pergola · Euroa VICInsurance

        Collapsed pergola · Euroa VIC

        Site inspection and clearance report from Euroa, in regional Victoria, after an old metal pergola collapsed against a boundary fence. We photographed the failed trusses and corrugated iron, brought in equipment to handle the heavy stone blocks and twisted steel, and cleared the site safely, with the documentation an insurance claim needs.

      • Page 1 of a real Holy Mess Repairs insurance: Make-safe · Belmont VICInsurance

        Make-safe · Belmont VIC

        Insurance make-safe report from Belmont, Geelong, after a car hit a garage sectional door and knocked the panels off their hinges. Our team stabilised the door, refitted the hinges and added structural bracing so the property was secure and weather-tight until permanent repairs. The report explains each step and the reason for it, the way insurers and their agents need it.

      See all our real quotes and reports


      Areas we cover

      We cover all of Melbourne, plus the towns within about a 2-hour drive of the city:

      • Geelong, Bellarine and Surf Coast: Geelong, Lara, Ocean Grove, Queenscliff, Torquay, Anglesea and Colac
      • Mornington Peninsula: Frankston, Mornington, Rosebud and Sorrento
      • West and Ballarat: Melton, Bacchus Marsh, Ballan and Ballarat
      • Macedon Ranges and Goldfields: Sunbury, Gisborne, Woodend, Kyneton, Daylesford, Castlemaine and Bendigo
      • North: Wallan, Kilmore, Seymour and Euroa
      • Yarra Valley and Yarra Ranges: Lilydale, Yarra Glen, Healesville, Warburton, Kinglake and Marysville
      • West Gippsland and Latrobe Valley: Pakenham, Drouin, Warragul, Moe, Morwell and Traralgon
      • Bass Coast and South Gippsland: Phillip Island, San Remo, Wonthaggi, Inverloch and Leongatha

      Not sure if your town is in range? Call 03 8583 2640 or 0426 204 244 and ask.


      Why Holy Mess Repairs

      • Licensed roof plumbers. Victorian licence 32176, on the Victorian Building and Plumbing Commission register.
      • Insured through BizCover.
      • Around 4.4 stars from 120+ Google reviews.
      • Photos of everything. You see the problem before we fix it and the result after.
      • Prices before we start. You choose the option.
      • Warranty that matches the work.

      HOLYMESS PTY LTD · ABN 31 666 327 813


      How we quote

      Call or email us and I’ll give you a free estimate over the phone. There’s no fee for the estimate. Once you’re happy with it, we send you a written document that explains what to expect, the likely scenarios and what each one costs, plus the quality of work and the warranty. That way you know exactly what you’re getting before we arrive.

      Send us photos and videos on WhatsApp: 0426 204 244. Send as many as you can. The more we see, the more accurate the estimate.


      Melbourne general repairs FAQs

      What counts as a general repair?

      It’s broad: battens, fascias, door jambs, pergolas, eaves, gables, insulation, storm and impact damage, make-safes and more. Ask us, we can most likely do it. Send photos and we’ll tell you straight away.

      Can you fix a pergola that leaks where it meets the house?

      Yes. That junction is the usual problem. We look at the structural connection, the box gutter and the flashings together, and give you options with prices.

      Do you work for insurers and property managers?

      Yes. We make the property safe and write up each step with photos, so insurers, their agents and body corporates have what they need. Whether a claim is accepted is up to the insurer.

      Are you licensed and insured?

      Yes. We hold Victorian licence 32176 and we’re insured through BizCover.

      Do you cover my town?

      Yes, if you’re in Melbourne or within about a 2-hour drive. That includes Geelong, the Bellarine, Torquay, the Mornington Peninsula, Ballarat, Bendigo, Castlemaine, Kyneton and the Macedon Ranges, Seymour, the Yarra Valley, Healesville, Warburton, Warragul, Traralgon, Phillip Island, Wonthaggi and Colac. Not sure? Call 03 8583 2640 and ask.

      Can I see your work before I book?

      Yes. Visit our Reservoir showroom and warehouse at Unit 10, 236–244 Edwards Road, Reservoir VIC. It’s open 6am to 6pm, 7 days. Call ahead and we’ll make sure the right person is there.

      Do you charge for a quote?

      No. Call or email us and we’ll give you a free estimate over the phone, with no fee for the estimate. Send photos and videos on WhatsApp to 0426 204 244 and we’ll follow up with a written document setting out the likely scenarios, the cost of each and the warranty.


      Get it fixed properly

      Send us photos and videos on WhatsApp to 0426 204 244, or call for a free phone estimate.

      Call Victor and the team: 03 8583 2640 or 0426 204 244

      Visit our Reservoir showroom and warehouse: Unit 10, 236–244 Edwards Road, Reservoir VIC 3073. It’s our working base. Crews load materials there, our equipment and machinery are stored there, and the office is upstairs. There’s also a separate showroom where you can see examples of our roofing, plumbing and renovation work and meet the team. Open 6am to 6pm, 7 days. No booking needed, but call ahead and we’ll make sure the right person is there to meet you.

      Holy Mess Repairs · 19 Chivers Rd, Templestowe VIC 3106 · Showroom and warehouse (call ahead): Unit 10, 236–244 Edwards Road, Reservoir VIC 3073 · Serving Melbourne and towns within about 2 hours